Tremendously Underwhelming Sinkhole Opens In Front Of Mar-A-Lago

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Everyone knows it’s good to have someone keep an eye on your home when you leave town on a business trip or vacation.
With that in mind, someone should probably call President Donald Trump to let him know that a small sinkhole opened up directly in front of his Mar-a-Lago residence during his travels in the Middle East.
The town of Palm Beach, Florida, shared the following alert from its website:

Local CBS affiliate WPEC reported that the small sinkhole caused traffic delays in the area.
The network also shared a photo from the scene:

BREAKING: Sinkhole near Mar-a-Lago is causing traffic delays as crews work the scene.— WPEC CBS12 News (@CBS12) May 22, 2017

4-by-4 feet is pretty small to merit much internet sinkhole hysteria, but that didn’t stop folks on Twitter for chiming in on a situation ripe for comedy. People would really like to know if there is any connection to the glowing orb Trump touched in Saudi Arabia.
Here are a few favorite tweets:

@crampell wait wat— darth:™ (@darth) May 22, 2017

It's not a sinkhole, it's the hellmouth they were opening with The Orb— teller of bad jokes (@Aerocles) May 22, 2017

@townpalmbeach @Fahrenthold But it is a beautiful sinkhole. The best sink hole in history. A model sinkhole for all future sinkholes.— John Maguire (@JohnMag99047565) May 22, 2017

@townpalmbeach That's not a sinkhole. It's a hellmouth.— Dina dV (@ViscResponse) May 22, 2017

I thought the "dying elephant kills game hunter" was the karma story of the day. But then a sinkhole opened next to the Mar-a-Lago Club.— Shannon Donnelly (@pbdnsociety) May 22, 2017

my mom: is flynn gonna hide in the mar a lago sink hole?— dwight schrute (@punkasspizza) May 22, 2017

Sinkhole opens outside Trump’s Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach Service questions God, who denies any involvement— Carl Hiaasen (@Carl_Hiaasen) May 22, 2017
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